2026 Projections
Through Week 7 · every team’s current roster, optimal lineup off Sleeper’s weekly player projections, 6,000-sim Monte Carlo of the rest of the season · updated Oct 30
Through Week 7: Nshull3 projects out front. The rest of you are somewhere between "in the hunt" and "already thinking about the draft."
| # | Team | Pts/Wk | Proj. Record | Playoffs | Title | Last |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | NBy Hook or CookNshull3 | 121.4 | 10.2–3.8 | 98% | 21% | 0.0% |
| 2 | TNix Out For HarambeTyscans | 123.3 | 10.0–4.0 | 98% | 26% | 0.0% |
| 3 | MMattWikeMattWike | 116.6 | 9.6–4.4 | 93% | 12% | 0.0% |
| 4 | BLike A Good Nabersbradyschroeder7 | 124.9 | 8.8–5.2 | 91% | 16% | 0.0% |
| 5 | JShow me your TDsjchase77 | 119.1 | 8.7–5.3 | 87% | 17% | 0.0% |
| 6 | BThe A-Teambarmstrong248 | 117.1 | 8.3–5.7 | 75% | 4.1% | 0.0% |
| 7 | TNacua MatataTrevor | 115.8 | 7.4–6.6 | 48% | 3.4% | 0.0% |
| 8 | TKibbles and Vickstrae071091 | 112.0 | 5.9–8.1 | 9.3% | 0.6% | 0.4% |
| 9 | DNo Punt IntendedDHensleyWC7L | 100.3 | 5.1–8.9 | 1.6% | 0.0% | 2.5% |
| 10 | DWaddle Housedrewhenrikson | 103.2 | 3.8–10.2 | 0.2% | 0.0% | 12% |
| 11 | NStrictly Businessnoahkhaja | 98.5 | 3.5–10.5 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 25% |
| 12 | JWhat the Goffjwhitego42 | 98.3 | 2.4–11.6 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 61% |
The Tape
The model loves you. Your trophy case does not.
Quietly projects 2nd after finishing 10th. Nobody's talking about you, which is how you like it.
Projected 3rd at 117 points a week. Solidly, forgettably fine.
28-19 for your career and this year won't move it much.
23-24 for your career and this year won't move it much.
Quietly projects 6th after finishing 12th. Nobody's talking about you, which is how you like it.
7th and on the outside looking in. Bench some of that hope.
8th and on the outside looking in. Bench some of that hope.
Down from 5th to a projected 9th — the window didn't close, it got bricked over.
Projected 10th, outside the cut. The roster says spectator.
The roster projects for 99 a week. That's not a lineup, it's a cry for help.
61% to finish last. The other 39% is optimism.
Projected points come from Sleeper’s weekly player projections with the optimal lineup set each week (bench points don’t count). Roasts by the house AI off each team’s real numbers.